Happy Birthday, Khloe Kardashian!

What do you get the woman that has already received the greatest gift she could ever ask for, endless media attention from a contrived marriage?


Perhaps we could also order a hit on Vanessa Bryant.

As we continue to rack our brains, we'll post a photo montage in honor of this talentless reality star and leave the floor open to readers: send in your birthday wishes to Khloe now!