Drunk Guy at Concert Fails to Secure Flip Flop

The gist: An individual was so plastered in broad daylight at this spring's Coachella Festival that they could not locate their flip flops right in front of them.

Amazingly, it's not Lindsay Lohan!

This poor guy, apparently on his way to a portable bathroom of some kind, may have wanted to find an IV instead. Check it out if you need a good laugh: